Monday, December 29, 2008

winter camp - hunan in summary.

 pictureful post.
=)
here is my post for my china trip. long words in short, it rocked, alot. my new friends are the bomb and i wanna say that although other campers might think our gang are the bitches/rebels/baddies of the group (we made a girl cry lol) , YOU GUYS MADE THIS CHRISTMAS A CHRSTMAS TO REMEMBER for me. i love you guys!
 
first actual camp day. we were ask to do some sort of chinese test for them to know our standards and to put us into classes.
 
my paper. lol click to enlarge if you are really interested. my answers are mostly dumb, but then still ended up in 2nd class.
wushu class, we are given 4 types of kungfu styles to choose from, i chose drago dance. xD very bai chi lah i know.
our dragon very lengzai right. =))
 
school field! damn nice. but it was actually fake fiber grass. 
 
grossest economy rice everrr. *yuck.
  
we went to the state's best secondary school and watched their cultural week finale,
seriously, WTF, their standards are .. better than PAHANG STATE DANCERS!! (those dancing akuas with fake hard boobs =.=) and to think that those people are around my age, just makes me wanna weep in the dark ..(lol dramatic)
  
me and kelly!
at baofeng hu. the scenery was very pretty. and we were cheated, again! they freaking told us that it'll be very cold, maybe even go negative and made us bring alotta winter clothing. =.=
 
baofeng hu. very very pretty place. 
 
on our speedboat. pohmi was asked to sing, across the waters to a man on a little on-water shack, and the man will reply her, singing, and if they both like each other, the girl can stay! but lol, after pohmi finished her song, the guy asked her:" how old are you? i dont do underage girls" HAHAH laughed our ass off. 
 
pohmi. <3 
the real bitch who made her roommate cry and made complaints to teacher and created a whole commotion during our vacation ahha.
but i love that bitch. 
 
we went to a show that cost us rm60 at night. freaking NOT WORTH IT WTF.
our teacher told us that the show was about ancient mythical black magic stuff and told us to beware, there might be ghosts jumping out from no where scaring you. =.= wahrao major disappoinment lorh, the actual black magic part only lasted for 10 minutes or so, and the ghosts aren't even scary. feel so cheated wtf.
 
we went to this rocky mountains place, where we needed to take a cable car. lol i never adored heights. camwhored alot there but not with me.. 
"breathtaking!"
thats gonna be the deepest word im gonna use ever in this blog, yeah, the view there deserves a much more bombastic word, but i got nothing in my vocab bank already. =X
 
whores.
everyone looking at different directions lol.
 
duoduo! (hes real name is yongzheng, his cybernick is duo, but dunno whos the genius go add a square to it and everyone started calling him duoduo. haha cute right) the chimp in the middle is pohmi, shes gonna kill me when she sees this pic. 
 
world highest lift.
or something like that, wasnt paying too much attention lol.
 
everytime we come back from a vacation, we need to write some sort of travel journal, this is us squeezing the last bits of our rusty brains 2am in the morning, laying down at the common area of our hotel, trying to pen something down. (okay lah, most of us just copy from the brochures, i know i did, and my essay made the camp magazine you know! hahahaha)

 
my essay that got published, at 1.45am. (because joanne wasn't done with the brochure lol)
xD
  
3am. some of them finished and went to tapao mcD for us, DAMN NOBLE RIGHT, but then they freaking went for almost an hour (just for mcD, which is located right next to our hotel) and left us starving there. @!#^$#^!~

flying electrocuted hair! happyyy sights.
  
inspector gadget! haha. 

one day we were walking on the streets and i suddenly felt like celebrating my birthday (konon) so i went in a bakery shop and bought a cake (that tasted like vanilla flavoured poop and cost me rm16, @!#^#). i told everyone it was my birthday and got wishes! haha.
  
my roommate posing with eye popping super huge pepsi. 
hahaha so biig right, they still amaze me.
  
duoduo is vegetarian, so lol we gave him the whole plate of steam eggs, look! hes damn grateful lol.
 theres this thingy by the roads, you spin that spinner thing on the right, and the guys makes you a animal shaped candy, that animal you kena.

jeannie's dragon.

my froggie.

happy faces. whoring with our candy. xD

AWESOMEST MOMENT OF THE WHOLE CAMP EVER,
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE UNZIPPED AND LECTURING AT THE SAME TIME?
HAVE YOU TAHAN-ED YOUR LAUGHTER SO BADLY UNTIL YOU GET A STOMACH ACHE? 
its always fun to see unzipped, serious people. 

pohmi's new hubby.!
mr and mrs inspector! heeheeee.

jing xiang! my long lost brother that developed the growth of blue hair. us at maozedong's home =.=

 do not ever underestimate cybershot phones mann! 
water flowing oso can capture, super shutter *chikak!!*
(can see my bro's blue hair in this picture lol, they call him lan mao, sounds soo wrong haha)

okay lah fine, cybershot phones do not have super shutter and they cannot capture water flowing.
the pipe water frozed to ice!
HOW COOL IS THATTTT. even cooler than super shutter lol.

steamboat. ultra cheap. 
(this is not a very good picture of dazhezhe lol.)

freaky, i have been sleeping in the same room with this little elf (with a MU scarf and short legs!) for 2 weeks. 

the reindeer headbands pohmi bought! hahaha we're both acting cute lol, the reindeer thingys have the ability to make a person feel super cute by jsut wearing them wtf, i tak perasan im acting cute when i took this pic)

 the night jeannie and dingding faked as a couple and broke noel's heart. (heeheee, kill me later)
the night i got boobie! (boobie = my giraffe's name la)
bryan tempted by a shop selling sextoys. (we did go in, haha, and i do have pictures of what they're selling xD)

ploy. hot thai lesbian chick.
  
christmas eve! chi seen crowd, our group seperated, and my group fought in the crowd and we ended up on a bus going back to eat pizza haha. chinese people are merciless and rude. 

they fly kong ming tanglungs on christmas eve, weird isn't it. 
 (picture removed.)
we had ours too!
and thats yenjing writing her hopes and dreams, and beside her is.. a bottle of tsingtao beer. lol. 

  
2703. where the party/drink fest happens every night. haha.

leaving dayyy. i had a hard time closing our hotel room's door for the last time. ... 

Friday, December 26, 2008

nostalgic - officially missing my babies,

NOSTALGIC!




arrived in malaysia 11pm at night yesterday. i held my tears and acted normal and crazy like the usual me all day long, because everyone around me is acting all emo. my tears finally came trickling down during the last group hug in KLIA, i wonder if anyone saw my rubbing my wet eyes, lol. one awesome trip!

woke up 11am today, startled at pohmi's super sentimental text message:

(in chinese)
woke up early in the morning, i no longer feel cold chilly weather, or the aura of our cozy hotel room.. walked out of my room, opposite of my room is no longer your rooms, beside me, is no longer the long creepy hotel walkway, no more disgusting breakfast buffet, no more mcdonalds everyday.. time flies, 15 days flew just like that, the friendship we just built is now forced to face distance, all of you left footprints in my heart, we are not lonely. coming up, we are going back to our lives, living the life we lived before we met..maybe we'll slowly forget each other, but please believe that we will someday gather together.. now when i close my eyes, everything we experienced in that short 15 days replays automatically in my mind, miss you guys like crazy.. take care and live well in the future.


WAHRAO.
IM CRYING WTF.


pohmi is the girl who lives across my room, she has funky hair, a hot body, and shes crazy. she comes over everyday because she hates her roommate haha. god i miss her like siaooo.(dear rice, please go and grab an airticket to sabah and stop succking on your boy's scarf as if it was marijuana.)

jeannie is my freaking awesome roommate. first impression, spoiled rich brat. HAHA yes dear, this is the first impression i made on you. but shes damn humble and very nice. and shy, when it comes to *ahem.* NOEEEL!!!!!! wahahhaa. (dear jeanniegirl, please goooo and buy an airticket to phillipines straight away, surpirse noel and french kiss him till he dies. ahhaha, and hor, my blogger account is jingjiewong@gmail.com lar, you sent the invitation to the wrong email larh darling.)


pictures still in phone.

im gonna dedicate my next 3 posts to changsha (our city) lushan bin guan (our hotel) shifan uni (our host university) and my babiessss!

im feeling sweat oozing out of my sweat glands and moisturizing my dry scaly skin for the first time in 2 weeks. (hahaha what english lol)

a video i made a very long time ago. (the weird irritating sounds in the background, i cannot explain)







sneak peek.
christmas eve - 2 boxes - 24 bottles.
=)
my first puff of cigarette smoke - noel contributed a stick. 
haha.