lala. project superstar.

baliked kampung. benta yuno? (probably no) everything you can do there is, eat eat eat, sleep sleep sleep, sing sing sing. sang so much of karaoke man.

so john won. wadeva la. we have already seen the stupidness of malaysian chinese teenagers some time ago during the mi2 finals. daniel won. now, john won.

daniel and john are so much alike. i bet the voters are the same people.
1st of all, both of them are short. very short. short short short. then, both of them have darn small eyes. (but john is much much more hotter than daniel la) and they both like to cry alot. (fake cry la of course) especially john man, he cries alot. and very fake summore. he squeezes his tears out to make himself cry and then girls wud think hes an emotional guy bla bla crap. gosh. i hate him so much.

oh yeah, the only difference between them is..
john was not out of tune during the finals! daniel was so out key man! i didnt know paul moss
wud lie. xD. and john can actually sing lorh. daniel cant. xD. i am so evil.

anyways. i still think desiree shud have won.

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darn farnie.
go tm's blog and listen to his podcast.

science iss fun.

todays science tuition was simply 18sx. ok la. maybe not la. 13sx lorh.

ok so we were talking abt the competition among animals. theres competition for food, shelter, and a mate. so mr andy was talking abt the spider and the praying mantis.. he said, the male spiders fight for a mate, the winner and the female spider will mate on the spot, and the dead loser spidey is the food for their new born babies. ahha. on the ohter hand, the female praying mantis will eat the male mantis during the mating process. meaning the girlfriend wud eat up her boyfriend while they are having sex. wahahahha. what on earth rite? o yeah, one more, in america, the ppl want the locusts to stop reproducing and eat uo their crops, they capture the male locusts and cut of their sex organ. so when they have sex they wud not be able the have babies. gross shit. mr andy told us they use laser guns for the sterilizing. wah pain arh.

science is fun. i liiike.

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i have friends telling me my blog is fun to read. perasan leh me?
haha, nolarh, i forced them to say that they enjoy my blog. xD
one thing abt blogskins, they do not have blogger comment page.

a new skin.

a blogskin?! i've lost my baby and i have the mood for blogskins?!.

blogskins makes ppl happy. i liike.

i dun like skins with liiiitle blog spaces. like lichie's. yes, like lichie's.

ppl go to ur blog to read ur thoughts and feelings. not to see ur nicey nicey small words which ppl wud need a magnifying glass. hm. yes xt, yes xt.

i liike skins who are BIG. and actually fills the page.

i liike skins who have nice designs, perfectly matched colours, linkies, tag space.

ppl who deletes the author's credits are monsters. show some respect la. u are using their artwork yuno..

i look up at ppl who can make nice skins and can work with html well.
i suck.

i lost my phone,.

i lost my phone. do not tell me how many times you have lost yor phone and how cheap is my 6230 baby is. do not ask me how did i lost it, cz i dont know. i miss my phone. i cannot survive with it. i need it. i use it for everything. calling, texting, camwhoring, alarm clocks, choir parts recording, calendering and reminding myself for important appointments. i miss my phone.

please please please let it be a miracle. please please please let the person who stole it give it back to me because he/she thinks my phone sux or gave up trying to guess my pin number. please please please let it not delete stuff. please please please let it be a miracle. i want my phone back. :'(

if you guys ever see a black 6230 in sabs, try asking the person where they got it, how much it is.. and stuff. i really want it back.

when i have my phone, i feel safe cz i noe where it is.. recharging in my room, downstairs or wherever. when i dont, i feel insecure and really scared what am i goin to do without it. i wonder which fuckin pig claw is holding my baby and wad has it done to it.. sold it? please please please. stealing is not gooood. curse you! whoever has stolen my phone, his/her parents will die in a car crash! his/her leg will start to rot and has to be cut off! their loved ones will be threatened! i dun care if its by real odd disease or whatsoever. they must suffer.

do not look at me if i was a monster, a devil, a fuckin evil bitch. i am not. the person who has stolen my baby is. assholes.

phone stealing jerks shud be burnt in hell.

phone stealing jerks shud die with their bodies chopped into 18 partions.

phone stealing jerks are not supposed to live for more than 30 years.

phone stealing jerks will have their body rotting causing them to die when it rots to their hearts.

phone stealing jerks are to have their nails plucked off and their hands put into lime water.

phone stealing jerks are to have their bile sucked out fron their gall bladders just like the innocent bears in china.

phone stealing jerks are to be raped over and over again and get aids.

phone stealing jerks shud have met ghosts and ghouls and get frightened to death.

phone stealing jerks are to be tickled all over their naked bodies while tied up and unable to protest the tickling.

phone stealing jerks are just not suppose to steal. stealing is bad.

kedahans deserved the champ..

friendster has an account named CHOIR. it has a fs blog too. in the blog, theres an article on last year's choir national in malacca. it says, theres only 3 teams that can actually sing perfect church voice.. and thats sarawak, penang and pahang. hahahahahahah. really? finally a little bit of compliment for the hard work throughout the whole year. despite the sad things that happened, it was quite a fulfillin year larrh. =).. the article also said that our Setia is nice and round, but our phantom medley was much more plain and boring compared to the kedahans. and the kedahans deserves the champ if they did not hav the solo singin.. walao eh. crap arh? kedahans deserves the champ?! (ok, i did not say anythin =X)


http://choir_malaysia.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

tuitions are getting crappier.

i know lotsa ppl go to ann wong's tuition. i do too. for 7 bloody years until now. one thing i hate about the place is when im late i gotta sit at the college-like desk+chair thing. (i dunno what its called la). i was late for my lesson and my usual space-bookin lady was absent at monday.. and i had to sit there. it is ssoooo uncomfy lar. small writing space, very dang close to the person in front. aaargh. so i came up with THIS method to make myself comfy-ier. but this only works when theres no one in front you.

firstly, turn the desk in front of you 180 degrees to your right, so it will roughly look like this:


then, closed ther gap between both of the desks, and taaadaa! you'll have a comfy place to sit and a big writing space!

i am so smart. xD

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the next day in puzi.. did some camwhoring with chiayee and yinyin.. ahhahahahahahah. real suckish. real gross. advised that individuals with heart diseases or asthma or just ate (just in case you throw out) should not scroll down..

chia yee is so daaarn cute. =)


this finger aint mine. yinyin's. look at mr. mohammed puzi at the bacck..


ahem ahem. yikes. do not thorw out okayy.. im still alive.

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once again. keegan lau teng-ze, you ssssuuuuccccck. to the max. (wait, is there a max for a max?)

chocolate..

i was curious okay? so do not say im ham sup.. my blog aint 18sx. u wanna read 18sx stuff go to boon's blog lar okay..

sms CHOC to 32882

why is chocolate better than sex:
1) chocolate satisfies even it has gone soft..
2) 2 ppl of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
3) you can have chocolate on top of your workbench / desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates
4) you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting ur face slapped
5) when you have chocolate, it doesnt kep ur neighbours awake
6) with chocolate, size doesnt really matters, its always good

im just putting this up cz i tink its farnie. im not a horny person. xiatoong is. XD



KEEGAN HATES XIATOONG~ how cool yeah?

sei ham zhongs.

http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/?article=faq2&refid=002

No. says:
wtf lol
No. says:
why so short
bobibobeh. says:
se la
bobibobeh. says:
haahhaha
bobibobeh. says:
inches lehh
No. says:
got 9% is 0 inches
No. says:
wtf
No. says:
lol
bobibobeh. says:
cut liao ma
No. says:
asians=4-5 inches
No. says:
4=10 la
No. says:
im average -.-
bobibobeh. says:
ok mar
bobibobeh. says:
well depends on the diametre oso
No. says:
-.-"
bobibobeh. says:
if long but thin thin oso no use la hor?
No. says:
if thin nobody would notice
No. says:
xD
bobibobeh. says:
hahahaa.
No. says:
i mean
No. says:
even if you thick
No. says:
nobody would notice it also
No. says:
if long then many people would notice xD
bobibobeh. says:
aiya
bobibobeh. says:
ur girlfren wudnt be satisfied enuff lor
No. says:
-.-"
No. says:
after too thick
No. says:
will pain.
bobibobeh. says:
how yuno~
bobibobeh. says:
hahaah
No. says:
common sense la
No. says:
lol
No. says:
si ham zhong
No. says:
dont want talk to you already.
bobibobeh. says:
hehe
No. says:
pollute my mind.
bobibobeh. says:
i wanna blog liao~
bobibobeh. says:
buhbye~

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teenagers huh..
gross and filthy thinking.
oh well. congratz if yuno hu are those ppl. =)

the online meeting jus now was productive.. i think.

hope we can nail it. or maybe jus get free pizza! heheeh.

i have a diary?

mum was getting fed up with my messy room i had to clean my room. then... i found.. a diary?! wad the hell, i thought. i have a diary?! haha. but then.. i wrote only 3 pages of it. hm..


13th May 2004
titled: the hottest gossips (wow. i was ThAt busybody?)
1. loo jin weng likes edrene, calls huisan to help chase her. (whos loo jin weng, i wonder)
2. tang jie jing (or wadeva his name is) said shienlin and suetchui "are like angels" (wad the hell is it with this..)
3. edrene said poh shin is only playing with mh's feelings.. (poh shin is mh's ex)
4. huiying and cheehou?! (ahahahahahahhahahhahaha)


i guess people do grow very fastly. looking at my writing back then annoys me. ew.
i kinda hate myself being such a busybody. blekkk.

SeVeNs.

SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM:
1. bed
2. fan
3. cupboard
4. radio
5. books
6. air con
7. pillows

TOP SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY MOST:
1. har?
2. hmm..
3. dunno leh
4. eh
5. serious arh?!
6. jia si
7. sa por ni arh.

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. air
2. food
3. water
4. family
5. frens
6. money
7. love

SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. perhaps love rox
2. oh shit exam
3. blog! but lazy
4. wad m i doing this for?
5. tmr state com.. gd luck ya!
6. today is a bad hair day
7. later got science tuition. dang it.

SEVEN OTHER THINGS:
Do You:
1. Believe in God?
** yes of course

2. Had a dream come true?
** eh. yes gua

3. Read the newspaper?
**no

4. Pray?
** only during emergencies. (ha ha)

5. Have a job?
** no?

6. Go to church?
** im not christian. but i went before.

7. Wish on shooting stars?
** never seen em before.

Have you ever:
1. Gone skinny dipping?
** nope. always fat. =D

2. Kiss someone of the same sex?
** always

3. Swam in the dark?
** yes

4. Been to a Bonfire?
** eh. mooncake festival counted? hehe

5. Ran away from home?
** no

6. Played strip poker?
** ahahahahah. no. too bad.

7. Pulled an all nighter?
** wads taat

SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:
Have you...
1. cried
** eh. no

2. had fun?
** yes i guess

3. Been kissed?
** nop

4. Felt stupid?
** er. yes

5. Talked to an ex?
** dun have one. ngiaks

6. Missed someone?
** no?

7. Hugged someone?
** yes

back row comunity 06 + roger bar advertising

something came across my mind. who will be the new members to our "back row comunity".
last year's members were...
(from rite to left)
1. genie
2. me
3. toong
4. jay
5. safuan

i have some feelings dat they wud be lisa and huisen. oh well. we'll see.
aiyah. just pray we wud be able to kick both smart and hwalian's asses larh.

ok, interesting pictures of the back row comunity.

converse shoes. trixie the dog plushie, fat legs and a smellie pillow.
XD. (click to enlarge)

ok ok. roger want me to do this.

guy on the left. with the straw.
now available in stores nearby.

name - rOger chOOi
age- 16
birthdate - 21st oct 1989
race- chinese
bloodtype- O
contact him- tella2bize@hotmail.com
yOUng and eligible!
worthy and trusty!
have a break, have a roger baR!


end.

sobbies. im so scared.

lisening to jj lin's old songs.

omg. theres always something there in his songs.
memories mann..

jj lin's song were themes for me in 2004.

reminds me sooo muchh about my upsr year.

i dont know about ur upsr year, but mine rocked. best year in myy entire 14 years life.
i enjoyed the shit outa me but still got 7 freakin As and got into sabs.
haha. perasan.

but hell yeah. i love jj lin. his songs are always so.. classic, if u wud just close ya eyes and listen to the lyrics for a while. its so freakin amazing how songs cud do such magic to ur brain and soul.


aaahh, sobbies. i miss my upsr year. i miss the days when we do not need to study but we can still get straight As. i miss peichai. i miss everyone. i miss everything. i miss ou fu xiao zhang. i miss huang lao shi. and i miss lee lao shi the most.


graaah. jj lin's songs reminds me a lot. i feel like crying. i dun wanna grow up that fast. its already april, that means its 8 more months to my pmr year. oh no... how how how. i dunwanna continue listening to jj lin's songs but i cant help it. (ha ha)

P - PENILAIAN
M - MENENGAH
R - RENDAH

oh shit. i scared leh. ='(

fiona sit dID NOT win.

fiona sit did not win the best incoming actress/actor.. jay chou did!! yerrr!! i dont want him to win leh! he got any good performance in that movie meh! fiona sit much more better leh! she did so well in Too Young. all jay chou did was drive an AE86, and act nerdy. but best co-actress was my choice too.. the aunty in Too Young, Teresa Mo, i like her. =) best co-actor was an uncle in Election.. i din watch the movie.. cz, its a PL film. hm.. best actress was Zhou Xun! Perhaps Love! yaaay! best actor was Tony Leung Ka Fai.. Election.

best film of the year.. Election.
best actress.. Zhou Xun
best actor.. Tony Leung
best new performer.. Jay Chou
best supporting actor.. Anthony Wong
best supporting actress.. Teresa Mo
best art direction.. Perhaps Love
best script.. Perhaps Love
best asian movie.. Ke ke Xi li

best original music.. Perhaps Love - yay!

best actress (Zhou Xun) + best actor(Tony Leung)


best supporting actress. (Teresa Mo)


best supporting actor. (Anthony Wong)

best incoming performer. (Yong Sui Kia - Jay Chou)

cant think of a title.

hurm. choir practise today. big trouble. cannot blog about it. hmm. =X

i taught safuan and saiful to sing Tong Hua and Dang Ni Gu Dan Ni Hui Xiang Qi Shui. they asked me about the songs.. so i wrote the lyrics in broken pinyin that malays could pronouce and taught them the choruses! haha how cool. genie said we should learn some tamil songs.. hehx. genie is very competitive. we had auditions again. and the results were anounced. audition this time was really strict. lotsa ppl didnt make the school team, but they're still in the club.. and they still can gain points from meetings, and buy the tshirt too.

im still very puh-roud of safuan and saiful, for their first 2 chinese songs. wahahahhaa. i mean like, how cool is that. my first japanese song was First Love by Utada Hikaru (i know, i know, tats a song long long ago)

aiya. ntg to blog about larh. boring.
chatting. edwin. hmm, i tot i 'like" him wan..farnie rumour. -.-"'

grrr. puzi. fat ass.

they made up to each other just after i finished blogging yesterday about HIM. ish.. wad the hell. she told the other guy she duwanna continue involving in the triangle anymore. so, the conclusions are:

jesh + sm= happy couple. (no more toong)
kee + yuwey = happy above friends relationship. (no more toong)
toong = not very happy, single, unwilling to love anymore, but will oways be loved and cherished by all her best friends. (aww, how sweet)

something real bad happened at cikgu puzi's. (not that this was the first time, its just a lil bit more serious than the past') yinyin was typing something on her phone, and booom! puzi went..

"Hah! yap yinyin! main henfon lagi ye?! tak nak tusyen boleh keluar skarang! kau tak nak blajar ada banyak lagi yg mau blajar! engaku ni bukan cantik pulak.. kalo cantik bolehlah pergi kahwin terus! nak tusyen buat ape! ah, tengok hoo suet chui! cantik.. ingin blajar.. rajin.. tak buat bising.. bagus sangat la!"

i cant take it anymore so i blurted..

"Cikgu pilih kasih lah! suet chui mereka tiap tiap ari main henfon.. cakap cakap cakap cakap.. bising je.. cikgu tak marah mereka pulak! cikgu ni teruk tau!"

grrrr. i haaaate that damn fatass teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean i like him.. cz he actually teaches thoroughly,
i hate him.. cz he do not pay attention to the 4 sisters!

heh looo!! in our class, everyone does their work quietly, except 4 sisters. they talk alot, they keep playing with their phone though theres no msgs coming in, no calls, no miscalls. but then.. fatass puzi never ever scolds them! why? cz they're cute, and they can do the"yerrrRRrr" sound damn bitchy. and why they (genie,yinyin,celine) keep get scolding for doind their homework and keeping quiet! stupid fat ass teacher!

this posts is not to zat 4 sisters, but to puzi. grrrahh. i haaate him (for now).

刘腾哲, YOU SUCK.

what on earth is wrong with uoi?! like i got anything to do with you.. suddenly hate me, i know i am biatchy, but i wasnt to you, mister. the problems between you and toong is YOUR business. why libatkan me as wel? i did not tell toong wad to do! she made all her decisions herself. okayy? only her wud have been stupid enuff to reply you in that way. and do not act lanci at school la, we all know you cant act well. u want play jeling jeling izzit? come lar lets play, havent you heard of bitch-power?, oh sori, its girl-power. she had been telling you she donch love ya from the very beginning, can? you are the one who lead urself into serious pain. think of it, if you had give up long ago, neither of you both wud suffer. you are the one causing this friendship into a complicated morethanfrens-butnotlovers kinda relationship none you have wanted. its not all her fault, you have responsiblities too. now dat you've waken from this bad dream, you bLame all of these on her. now dat you dat sweet ole, yuwey, you bLame ALL OF THESE on her? donch you know dat not only ur heart is broken.. but also hers?! you guys have been trying to cover up ur feelings at school by playing and fooling around like usual days, this is so not the way to solve this thing. she had been wanting to talk to you, but everytime you see her you glare at her and walk away. wtf?!

you are so selfish. you told her you donch want to be bf-gfs, you just want her to love you. who knows wad the hell did you meant? she likes another guy, you protest. you want to own her, not only to love her. we, as her friends, thought tat if she chose the other guy, you wud understand, because you "LOVE" her. if a person loves a person, you wud have want her to have happiness, but you did not, you forced her to choose who she wants. she became confused.

and then, she told you she like the other guy more. you hated her as if she killed your mother.

基根-- 刘腾哲, YOU SUCK.

serious ahh? wad does this mean?!

Congratulations evelyn, you are...

'Xia Xue' Wendy Cheng of xiaxue.blogspot.com

You are a goddess/god. You've got the looks, the brains and the body. You have such an irreverent sense of humour, people listen to you religiously and worship the ground you walk on. On the other hand you can also be straightforward, blunt and very very controversial. That has the potential to offend many people, but of course you don't care, you just shoot. In the end, people either love you or hate you. Nothing in between.

Which Singaporean Blogger Are You?

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Kenny Sia of kennysia.com

You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

...

i got myself a 256 memory card for my phone. and started sending songs from my comp with blutooth. then.. roger told me theres something u can put inside ur usb port and terus transfer to ur card. maaaa!! i want tat thing but i dont know what is it called! mummmy!

genie's birthday.

thursday was genie's birthday. we threw a little party at school to make her think she is still very much appreciated and loved by all her friends. lichie and gang wasnt at school tat day, and genie was close to them but not us since the poker-incident happened last year. so we bought a cakke! a german black forest cake. at first, we planned to lie to her tat it was suewen's bday and act to forget her bday. but then.. she got nooooo response at all! last year we forgot to wish her happy bday oso she cried like hell and hated us for almost 2 weeks. (childish huh?) i tumpang-ed the cake the canteen fridge.

she was lepaking at the pondok with shuteng and others. then, hy and xt went to drag her over, saying they have something to show her. and then when she saw the cake genie went: waaaaah. you guys very leisure horh! waste time go and buy cake! we can all see tat she was touched, cz she almost cried. sean came too, and we made them sit together. ahhahaha. he gave her a tropicana life bag, and it was pinkk. you go sean!

we sang the bday song and ate the cake. yum. yum. yum. i lurve happy ocassions. (how to spell tat word ad huh?)

see the nice cake?



this whole piece is for suewen. haha. suewen-da-enormous-mouth.

then.. later at choir practise.. the senior-seniors pakated and made the juniors sang the happy birthday song for genie in 3 languages. hahahahaa. happy days!