physics, bio, and taiwan films.

watched cape. no.7 《海角七號》

was curious how vanfan's film managed to top jaychou's secret boxoffice sales,

but after i watched, its clear. its currently the 3rd top selling movies in taiwan cinema history.

topping LOTR and The Dark Knight, and Jurassic Park.

and van looks ultra hot in there, smashing his guitar AHAHHAHAHA. and the love scene. yumyum. xD

not much "i love you, you love me" and crying scenes, just very realistic love stories.

"错过的爱情，只要肯回头，还是有找回心灵相印的一天"

a box of 60 years-old love letters. very heart rending love storyyyyyyyy. mmm. T.T

 the movie is like, 2.5 hours and the love scene was just... 40 seconds? 

but still very juicyyyyy. ngiahahha.

the japanese teacher and liang wen yinggg! 

(yeah she was in the movie! but she had only 2 minutes, no lines and one facial expression hahahha)

watched spider lilies too!!!!!

wahahahahhaha awesome awesome movie i must say.

rainie yang is a greeeaaaat actrress wahrao. her erotic scenes were damnn exciting. (haha)

people who think rainie yang is nothing but an act-cute, you're wronggggggg.

goddd. shes damn good. the movie was damn freakyyy. alotta lesbo action. yumyumyum.

 yum.
i cant find a picture of rainie yang's stripping scenes, so i guess you guys should just go watch it yourself..

exposed. (aaaah)

me and my photoshopping.
(answer to : why do you look slimmer on the internet.)

HAHAHA. rigghhht. just for fun.

the horrible before picture.

 fat nose, bad skin, fat jawline. blar blar.

next, i present to you.. THE AFTERRRR.

refined nose, sharper jawline, pouter lips, smoother skin, bigger eyes, and more hair. 

(vain.)

(whatt?! everyone likes to look pretty kay.)

(i dont usually photoshop my eyes and nose, just the jawline and the skin.)

(hahahahhahaha, god i am so vain.)
(people are so easily fooled through the internet, things can be sooo twisted and people would just believe everything they see on the internet because people are so accustomed to the thought "i saw it with my own eyes, so its real")
come one people, its the internet.

nice right. 

heee hee heeeeee.

my current desktop makes me smile,

=)))

vannnnn baby vannn. 

ryan moves like wind. swuuuf.

had modern maths today.



...
my answers came late.
i mean.. i only thought of the answers during the last few minutes.


i was looking at my answer sheet and wondering why wasn't my answers coming, and was starting to worry about my angels from up there. (stuff like, whether their answer sheets were taken by demons..)

ryan was creepily standing next to me when i was looking at my answer sheet, (he moved like wind, i swear i didn't hear a sound)
and said :" god, kids these days are so high tech."

...

"what lah teacher, i was looking at the time."

"dont need, i tell you, 10 more minutes."



...
if you get what i mean,
you come from a world i belong to.
=)

KUKUKUKUKUKUlator tagg!

triple posting today! maybe because of the stress from exams, i discovered that i blog the most during exmas, ahhaha anyways..

I'M STARTING A TAG!

my tag is called. the calculator tag! (lame name i know but i cannot come up with catchy funky names at the moment, my head is exploding of this bani that bani, this nabi that nabi, zaman this zaman that, okay well you get the idea lah) (i would like to thank pao and eva's blogpost about their calculators which is my inspiration to start this tag)

well unlike normal, boring tags which consist of a long list of questions that no one bothers to read and the blogger syiok sendiri herself there, just so to make her look like a rajin blogger. (thats actually a description of yours truly..) the tag i'm starting right now will require the tagged blogger to post at least 3 pictures of their scientific calculators (front, back and punchpads), and a description of your calculator.

okay, (god this is the lamest thing i've done in my blogging history, but hahaha whatever)

hello, i am evelyn wong jing jie. and this is my scientific calculator.

its a normal casio fx-570ms, bought from popular megamall,

pimped with nail vita from skinfood, glitter nail polish with pink base, 

and a sticker of bubbles taken from my sticker book from childhood. 

 this is the back of my calculator.

its covered also with nail polish, glitter with baby blue base, 

from the face shop. ahaha, kinda ugly i know. 

it shimmers.

and bubbles is very happy.

the punchpad is pimped also with nail varnish, 

not really visible from the picture,

but well yeah! end of tag. 

all hail queen eve because she have just created a simplest tag on the internet. (.. nah.)

i hereby tag : 

1.  ti may-jean! 
2. lum man houw!
3. soon suyi!
4. lau xiatoong!
5. nicole yingying!

hahah, i've seen 3 of their calculators, i just wanna see how they describe it.

OMG I AM SO LAME. I DONT THINK ANYONE IS GONNA REPLY MY TAGGG.

lazybum, get to work.

was chatting with quan.

he asked me what was i doing.

i said, im just browsing around looking at random things.

he said hes bored, and asked me what should he do,

i answered him. go read sejarah, its tomorrow.



im so fake.
i know.
what am i still doing here in front of the computer.
gawd

i wonder what parents tell their kids nowadays.

just got back from renewing my passport for my china camp (yeaaaaaaay!).
so right while i was there, there was this biig extended chinese family, they had a lot of little kids with them. there was this pair of twins no, not exactly twins, one was prettier and the other was uglier, i say about 3 year-olds running about holding hands, dressed in girly colours top to toe, barbie sandals, the classic little girl chibi maruko chan hairstyle.. god i must say they were cute. so right, they were playing la, running and hopping around nd stuff. i was all the while looking at them, because they were god damned adorable kay, well i guess when a stranger stares at you its very scary. so right, this girl, the uglier one, was glaring at me, then she grabbed the other prettier one in the hand,

ran to their mum and said :"maa, that mean malay lady keep staring at me." (in chinese)

wtf.

and guess what the mum said,
she said :"well then glare at her lorh."


wtf wtf wtf.


i wonder what parents tell their children nowadays. and i wonder how a 3 year old brain works, i have the chinese-est features kay! mean malay lady.. WTF WTF. "then glare back at her"<< the dumbest thing a parent would tell a 3 year-old. gawd.

i dont blame the parents for trying to protect their children, its a dangerous world i geddit, but.. but.. glare back at them? WTF WTCCCCCBB. the mum didnt even try to correct her kid, i am chinese!!! which part of me look like a malay you tell me!!


.... back to sejarah-ing.

and uhm, my mum found my results slip and she was asking me how did i managed to screw up english and get a frigging D. ..
....

david choiiiii. !!

awesome-ness.
how can you not love david choi for heaven's sake. hes such a cool nerd.
gotta go watch million star3! toodles babai.

leman's folio, is left in school by its owner yang teramat lalai. ARGH.

i feeel like a piece of rotting shit, because i fucking forgot to bring sulainman's komsas folio home and the folio is like my bible to score bm.

(okay lets do some bm exercises since tomorrow is our bm paper)


sila menterjemahkan ayat di atas kepada bahasa ingerris:     (10m)

jawapan:
saya berasa seperti sekeping (haha) tahi yang sedang merotting, kerana saya fucking (global language dont need to translate haha) terlupa nak bawa folio komsas ciku sulaiman pulang dan folio itu merupakan kitab suci saya untuk mendapat keputusan yang cemerlang dalam peperiksaan. (not really but whatevs)



wtf. my bm is like damn shitty i know. HAHAHAHAHAH.

china china chinaaaaaaaaaaaa.

gawd. icc or china!

china china china china china china china..

that wasn't me, it was the little voice inside my head, i cant control it and it seems like its getting louder.

=)))

CHINA IT IS THEN!
GOODBYE ICC!



AND FUCK YOU UGLY BITCHES OUT THERE.
trying so hard to put a big fat label over my forehead and spreading rumours saying imma big bitch. get a life alright, oh wait, you do have a life, and that is getting into other people's life and making people miserable. whoa seriously, i dont think i've talked to you in aeons. guess you have no other things other to do other than picking your nose, smearing your books with your disgusting sweaty palms, biting on your fingers and making up little stories. i've never liked you, but now i hate you.

you so good at adding this and that to whatever you know so little about. and then worsen it, thinking to yourself "oooh im so smart". where to find a girl who find satisfaction and self-contentment by picking and scratching her various body parts, then puts her fingers into her mouth, sucking on the very bits of gross outa her dirty nails, and also spreading untrue rumours about people? ask me, i know one, and imma make sure the whole world knows about her.

call me a big bitch, im tired of defending myself.
when i finally admit to be a big bitch, people will say,
"well look at her, trying so hard to be a mean girl, who does she think she is now huh"
... dots.




vomits.
thats all.

scribefire loves!

blogging with scribefire! wooh the coolest thing on firefoxxx! hahahaha, dont mind me im just crazy searching for cool add-ons. scribefire!!! god, i just needa click f8 to blog, dont needa sign in to blogger.com blar blar blar the long painful process. =))

i am a happy firefoxer. bahahahahhahaa.
this is soo cool. damn imma nerd. but it isss cool. hahaha nerd. nerd nerd.

.. plain bored.

yay i downloaded a new skin for my firefox! and goldddd and pimpy! haha.nice right. i found another cuter one, its the simpsons ! goddd the buttons are colourful donuts, damn cute, but its only for firefox 2! WTF aaaargh. update the version please whoever created the skin! eeeeeeeeee. .. thats all. im just plain bored.

the cutest skin everrrrrrr. craves.

katsu. <3

hello people. it has been a loong week. was supposed to relax and study abit, but plans fell apart when we got a call from my aunt, my grandpa was very sick and is struggling to breathe and stuff, he was having breakfast and all of a sudden he wasn't able to breathe normally, he was sweating and all, it had been very dificult i guess. he was rushed to the hospital, with my aunt by his side, my aunt was kinda hysterical, she rang us up and we rushed back. my mum was freaked out.

when we got there the doctor said that hes not gonna make it, simply because hes old. i couldn't take it, staying in the hospital ward, the smell of the medicine was killing me. my big aunt was crying, my mum was crying, i was crying, my cousins were crying.. damn it was intensed. the doctor asked whether we wanted them to perform cpr on him if anything bad happens, and the adults agreed on not to. well i guess its best choice, if i were 80 years old, having 6 children by by death bed, so many healthy grandchildren and great grandchildren, i wouldn't want people to press my chest over and over again and shock me with those scary thangs you see on tv. my christian aunt had a card saying "prayer for the sick", praying for him. my big aunt made us sing amitabha.. when he went we all knelt down by his bed, the doctor knelt down too.

it was a peaceful departure.
then we had this traditional chinese funeral lorh. goodnes.. when i die, im gonna donate my body to a medical university. if they dont want my body, just incinerate me lah. i dont want my children to go through all the mafan stuff. .. . i think its stupid. its just a very elaborate, pointless process. burning money paper, and the fire cannot go off wtf. hahahaha. and guess what i discovered, the paper car we burnt for my grandpa, is made of strips of "happy wedding" and "happy birthday" low quality wrapping paper. ?! hahaha. chinese supersition is the freakiest thing ever.. my mum made me not to look when they nailed the coffin and when they moved the coffin into the minivan. i wanted to, but i was scared la. if you watched a pang brothers' horror movie before you would know. chinese supersition have its own way, so, im 16, i dont wanna have my third eye opened. heh. i lut.

so uhm,
i got back 2 days ago.

went out 2 days straight.
karaoke-ed hard for 3 hours at boss's place. wooh. awesome-ness..
went out with primary school friends yesterday. AND YES, i still effing hate JR. JUST RELAX SUCKS! ugh.




the greatest chinese song of all times. amei rocks. have been listening to all those soulful songs. love songs suck. hahaha.